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Parodies! =] [Jan. 18th, 2004|10:46 am]
WHAT IS A NAME BUT ANOTHER LABEL?
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[audio |Metallica - "Jump In The Fire"]

Here are two parodies I made! One I made this morning, and the other I made last year.

This is the one I made last year:
"Gum on Your Shirt" a parody of Rob Zombie's "Scum of the Earth"

Gum of the earth, come on!!

buy and chew
blow a bubble
25 cents a pack yeah
orbit gum
well it is the one
it's falling out of your mouth yeah

i'm buying, i'm chewing, it's falling
gum on your shirt come on!
i'm buying, i'm chewing, it's falling
gum on your shirt come on!

pick and pull
yell at it
but gum's still on your shirt yeah
So i wait
with a hate
for that orbit gum yeahh

i'm buying, i'm chewing, it's falling
gum on your shirt come on!
i'm buying, i'm chewing, it's falling
gum on your shirt come on!

gum gum gum gum gum gum
gum gum gum gum gum gum

buy and chew
blow a bubble
25 cents a pack yeah
orbit gum
well it is the one
it's falling out of your mouth yeah

i'm buying, i'm chewing, it's falling
gum on your shirt come on!
i'm buying, i'm chewing, it's falling
gum on your shirt come on!

(fuck x?)gum on your shirt
(fuck x?)gum on your shirt
(fuck x?)gum on your shirt
(fuck x?)gum on your shirt



The one I wrote today.. It's called "The Guy All The Loser Girls Want" instead of Bowling For Soup's "Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

9 o'clock Sunday morning and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a boy who's really cooler than me
His name is (i can't tell you lol) he's a rocker with no piercings
He has a cellphone
And he's never really that mean

He smells like curve
And I want him to be mine so bad
But he doesn't notice me

'Cause he's watching porno
Or checking out some "hot" girl
Listening to rock, metal
Linkin Park is in his eyes

Can't love be like movies?
He would fall for me
I'm so pathetic
Why won't someone shoot me?
I really failed miserably

Trying to get the guy all the loser girls want!


yeah I didn't do the whole song oh fucking well. Today I must clean, and then I dunno.. a day of doing nothing... oh the joy. Yeah so .. bye
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[User Picture]From: gloryfadesx
2004-01-18 10:12 am (UTC)
:claps: lovely songs.

wh00t. a day of doing nothing..i always have those days..O.O

MALL!! :runs in circles:
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